Oooooh;
The monkey and the baboon sitting in the grass;
The monkey shoved his finger up the baboon's ass;
The baboon said, 'God Bless My Soul!';
'Get your finger out of my ass hole!'

Sung to me as a child by my grandfather, 30 years ago.    If you've heard this or a variation of it, I'd be interested in learning when and where.

Thanks:   gary@millerfamilyhistory.com